Title: Worst Nightmare.

Author: FDQ.

Disclaimer: They are not mine. Never have been and never will be.

Distribution: Anywhere. Just ask me.

Warning: Profanity and references to male/male sexual situations and male/male relationships and hopefully slight silliness.

Rating: PG-13.

Summary: Bill wakes up next to someone he had never expected! And then he freaks out *LOL*

The room was darkened. Faint lines of sunlight penetrated the curtains covering the large windows. It was almost noon. The birds were singing beautifully outside. The sounds of the birds woke up Bill from his dream world.

He was greeted by the birds and the faint sunlight. He couldn’t think of a better way to wake up. He hugged the covers one final time before stretching his arms and yawning. He then rubbed his sleep-hazed eyes and sighed.

He rolled over onto his side and was shocked with the sight before him!

He instantly jumped away from the bed, bringing the blankets with him to cover up his body. He felt the urge to scream, but was somehow able to keep it back.

That couldn’t be true! It was not possible! What was going on here? What was HE doing there?!

He grabbed one of the pillows and slammed it in his face and he woke up with a yelp, startled. “What the hell was that for?” he grumbled as he rubbed his face, glaring at him as if he was a maniac.

“What are you doing here?!” he asked on the verge of tears. Georg looked puzzled, not even considering covering his exposed body. Bill turned around quickly, “And please put on some clothes!” he demanded as he waited for him to cover himself.

Georg was still confused. Why was he freaking like this? He hesitated for a brief moment before shrugging his shoulders and put on his boxers, “There… I’m not naked any longer!” he shook his head at the strangeness Bill was showing before him as he turned around.

“Now please tell me what you’re doing here…” he managed to say, not even believing he was actually there. He was quivering. Slightly frightened.

“What I’m doing here?” he asked, scratching the back of his head. “Yes!” Bill nearly yelled in frustration. “Don’t tell me you can’t remember!” Georg said as he rose from the bed. “Remember what?” Bill whined.

Georg took a deep breath “How am I gonna explain this…? You were all over me last night” he just said flat out, not the least surprised by the look of disgust he saw on Bill’s face.

“You’re lying!” he accused. Georg giggled slightly, “No, I’m not…”

“Yes, you are! I don’t believe you!”

“I’m telling the truth!” he stated firmly, “Apparently you had a few drinks in the bar last night and you were flirting all the time! You’re very hard to resist” he continued.

“But I don’t drink!” Bill stared at him in complete confusion. “You sure as hell did yesterday!” Georg nearly laughed, but bit his lip to keep it back when he saw the look on Bill’s face. He looked like he was about to faint.

“I still think you’re lying!” he kept accusing, not believing any of the things he had just heard.

“So you think I’m lying?” Georg slightly laughed.

“Yes! And what’s so funny?” he asked perplexed.

“Well… If you think I’m a liar then why don’t you ask the camera?” Georg said as he pointed at the video camera on the shelf.

“WHAT!?” this time Bill couldn’t suppress a scream.

Georg nodded, “Yeah, you insisted to videotape us while we… well, you know.” Bill was shocked. He slowly sank down to sit on the mattress, burying his face in his hands. “It can’t be true!” he cried.

“I’m afraid it is, babe…”

“Don’t call me that!” he yelled as more tears trickled down his cheeks.

Georg threw his hands up in the air, “Ok, ok! I won’t then!” he inhaled deeply as he watched Bill, not knowing what to do. He ended up deciding that it was best if he got dressed.

Bill finally managed to stop crying. “I lost my virginity to… YOU!” he yelled and started crying again when he had finally realized that.

Georg looked at him. Now it was his turn to be surprised. “You what?” he questioned; “You were a virgin?” he was speechless. “Oh, man! I’m sorry about that. If I had known then I would have been more… I mean… yeah, more careful…” he didn’t really know how to say it.

Bill just glanced at him.

“You sure as hell didn’t seem like a virgin,” he suddenly chuckled.

“What are you talking about?” Bill could feel tears prick behind his eyes again.

“You were amazing!” Georg just said, shrugging his shoulders.

Bill finally had enough of this now. He didn’t want to listen to what Georg had to say. He just wanted to forget everything! “Will you please leave my room?!”

Georg raised his eyebrows, “Your room? This is my hotel room” he laughed, “Damn, you must have been so wasted last night!” he laughed.

“You think all this is funny, don’t you? Do you even realize how serious this is?”

Something clicked inside Georg’s head right there! Holy… “Oh shit… Gustav!” he suddenly said as his eyes widened in shock.

“Gustav? Gustav??!! What does he have to do with this?” he questioned, his eyes narrowing at the sudden sentence from the guy he had obviously spent the night with.

“Nothing!” Georg quickly said. He could feel his cheeks blush slightly.

“Tell me!” Bill’s voice was on the verge of being full of anger.

“Ok, but you can’t tell anyone! He’s… we’re… together…” he stammered, not sure whether or not he should actually tell him.

“Together? Oh my… do you mean you’re a… couple?!” his mouth was agape as he stared at Georg.

“Yeah…” he finally admitted, head lowering.

“Oh dear God!!” Bill was definitely gonna faint now. He hoped he would. But it didn’t happen. He wanted to DIE!

“Would you be interested in a threesome?” Georg suddenly asked out of nowhere.

… And Bill screamed.

***

Bill’s eyes flashed open as he woke up with a scream. He sat up in the bed, realizing everything had only been a dream. Oh, thank God for that! He sighed and rubbed his face. That was the most horrible nightmare he had ever had!

He sat there for a long moment before he decided that it was best for him to go back to sleep. But he made a mental note to stay away from Georg the next couple of days. At least!