Title: Die My Bride.
Author: Kristina Q.
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me, but if they did, I sure as hell wouldn't complain *giggles*
Warning: This fic contains profanity and male/male graphic oral sex.
Distribution: Anywhere you want as long as you ask me.
Couple: Hunter Hearst Helmsley/Shawn Michaels.
Rating: NC-17.

Notes: This is a songfic, I guess. The song appearing in this fic is “Die My Bride” by the Murderdolls. And damn you Katja for making me do this one!

Hunter could still not believe that he had actually said ‘yes’ to Stephanie. Less than an hour ago he and Stephanie had walked down the aisle and they were now legally married.

He hated Stephanie. She was nothing but an unbelievably annoying bitch.

Hunter could still see the look on Shawn’s face when he said the simple word ‘yes’. He looked so hurt. Devastated. No wonder he was hurt. It’s not everyday your lover get married with a bitch he hates.

He hated her more than anything! But he had to marry her, though he’d rather kill her!

What a great idea! Hunter could feel his lips curl upwards developing into an evil grin as he rose from the couch he was resting on.

No… He threw himself back onto the couch and sighed. He couldn’t just kill her. How would that help him? He would only be arrested for slaughtering his newly married wife and then he wouldn’t be able to be together with Shawn whenever he had the chance.

But he could always just dream! Then Stephanie entered the room and Hunter was already feeling miserable. God, spending the night with Stephanie? Not only would he have to kill her, but he’d have to kill himself too!

“Steph? Honey?” Hunter winced mentally at his own words, and Stephanie glanced at him, eyes wide and full of love. Hunter hated that look. It made him wanna smack her across her head! Or even better strangle her!

“Shawn just called. I have to go talk to him…” he slowly said to make it sound like it was very serious. The expression on Stephanie’s face changed. She looked like she was about to cry. And Hunter loved every second of it.

“But Hunter… It’s our wedding night…” her voice was squeaky and Hunter actually just wanted to cover his ears and escape out through the window, but instead he started to speak, “I know and I’m sorry, but Shawn told me it was urgent.”

Stephanie’s face dropped and she nodded understanding. Inside, Hunter was screaming in joy and bouncing around like a little kid, but on the outside he remained calm and he rose from the couch once again.

“I’ll come home as soon as I can, ok?” he said softly before leaning over to give her a quick kiss on the lips. He then went to grab his jacket and headed towards the door.

It was quite chilly outside so he scurried over to his car. Well actually it wasn’t only because of the cold. Also because he wanted to get away from Stephanie as fast as possible.

As Hunter drove away Stephanie blew him a kiss and waved goodbye. Hunter acted like he didn’t see her. “Fuck her…” he whispered to himself.

After driving for a while he was starting to get bored. He wished he were with Shawn right now. A sigh escaped his lips before he reached out to flip on the radio.

Hunter couldn’t help but smirk in the cruelest way possible when he heard the man in the radio say that the next number was a song wished by some kid. A song called “Die My Bride”

“What a coincidence…” he thought to himself as the song started.

“Well I’d rather cut you than the wedding cake,

And your bloody guts on my rented tux,

And I do, I do, I do wanna kill you,

‘Til death do us part, I’ll tear us apart”

Hunter couldn’t help but laugh at this. It was exactly how he was feeling right now.

“Now I kiss you cold dead lips,

And I dip my chips in the blood that drips,

And I smear the cake right in your face,

Let your God take you to a better place”

Oh, smearing the wedding cake in Stephanie’s face would definitely have saved his day! And in her long pretty hair and then all over her new expensive wedding dress! Hunter wished he had drowned her face in the cake.

“Well, I loved you till death,

Well, I loved you till death”

There was one difference between Hunter and the man in the radio with the demonic voice. Hunter didn’t love Stephanie.

“Die, die, die,

Die my bride”

If Hunter had known the lyrics then he would have screamed that part out for the entire world to hear!

“And all you ever meant to me,

Was absolutely nothing,

And with this ring now I the wed,

Don’t wanna kiss you bitch, wanna bash you head”

Hunter made a mental note that he had to buy this song. Then whenever he felt like hitting, yelling or killing then he could always hear this song! He really enjoyed listening to the chorus again.

“Die, die, die,

Die my bride”

What a shame. The song had ended and no more nice mental pictures of Stephanie being humiliated in God knows what ways.

Now he had finally gotten to the hotel where Shawn was staying and he couldn’t wait to see Shawn again.

After entering the lobby and asking what room Shawn was staying in, Hunter was finally on the way to the third floor in the elevator.

The thick metal doors opened and he stepped out and headed towards room number 312.

He softly knocked on the door and was opened abruptly. Hunter was pulled inside, the door smacked behind him and he was immediately shoved down onto the dark blue king-sized bed.

Shawn straddled his hips and smothered him with butterfly kisses on his jaw and throat causing Hunter to moan hungrily.

Feeling Hunter’s erection against his inner thigh, Shawn claimed his soft moist lips in a deep kiss caressing the roof of his mouth with the tip of his tongue.

Fingers were toying with his tight jeans and within a few seconds he was free from his pants. Shawn glanced down at Hunter’s hard exposed cock and smiled before leaning down and taking him into his mouth.

Hunter instinctively thrust his hips upwards to meet Shawn’s enveloping wetness and he tangled his fingers in his hair.

Shawn swirled his tongue around the head of his cock and was rewarded with little pleading whimpers.

The tension in Hunter’s abdomen was building and his body was beginning to tremble. He squeezed his eyes shut and cried out as he came in Shawn’s waiting mouth, and he swallowed everything he had to offer.

Shawn crawled up and snuggled himself in Hunter’s embrace and nuzzled his cheek.

“I’m glad you showed up tonight” Shawn whispered seductively, “So am I…” Hunter panted as he tried to breathe normally again, “You know what?” Shawn suddenly giggled. This made Hunter curious, “What?” he asked, “The night ain’t over yet!” Smiling as Shawn’s lips covered his again. Hunter was glad he had come to Shawn today!