| Question |
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What do you plan on doing to
Chyna this Sunday at King of the Ring? |
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| Road Dogg |
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She has been very brutal
with me up until this point especially for someone that I thought was my
friend. My mother told me never to hit a woman but she has stepped into
the shoes of a man and therefore I'm gonna beat the hell out of her. |
| Question |
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Will DX be getting any new
members soon? |
| Road Dogg |
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I think the only one we
would consider, and he may already be a member but I'm too scared to ask
him, is Kane. Kane is a brutal as Billy Gunn, Triple H and Chyna
combined! |
| Question |
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Who are your
best friends in the locker room? |
| Road Dogg |
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That would be a
neck-and-neck tie between X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett simply because
of our history. We've been through a lot together. |
| Question |
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What wrestlers
did you idolize growing up? |
| Road Dogg |
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My father, Bob
Armstrong, and my brother Brad Armstrong. I like to keep it in the
family. And also Mr. Perfect, Curt Hennig. |
| Question |
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What was the best practical joke you ever played on another
superstar? |
| Road Dogg |
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I'm not really a practical joker to tell you the
truth. But I did urinate into Lex Luger's bottle of body spray that he spray on
himself every night before he went out. Because I was allegric to it and
it bothered me and he knew it but he kept wearing it So I got back at him!
Flexy Lexy! |
| Question |
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Which one of
your five championship wins was the most memorable? |
| Road Dogg |
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Tag Team Titles,
first time, with Billy, for sure. It was the first time somebody showed
me that I was good enough to represent their company as a champion. |
| Question |
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How did you come
up with "Oh, you didn't know?" and "Your ass better call
somebody"? |
| Road Dogg |
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To be quite
honest, Chainz from DOA used to say, "Oh you didn't know?" all
the time. And I added in "Your ass better call somebody." And
it just so happens it fit with my entrance music, so it stuck. |
| Question |
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Are you going to
team up with X-Pac for the Tag Team Championship? |
| Road Dogg |
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I'd like to team
up with X-Pac, but I'm scared to ask Kane to step off the apron. Me
& X-Pac would be a great team, we've got heart and we like to have a
good time. And if you're not having a good time with me & X-Pac, I
believe we got just two words for ya! |
| Question |
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How did you get
your name Road Dogg? |
| Road Dogg |
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Jeff Jarrett
gave me that name when I was the Roadie in 1995 in the WWF. |
| Question |
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What inspired
you to get into wrestling? |
| Road Dogg |
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It's a family
tradition. My father and I have three older brothers in it. You pretty
much emulate your daddy, it's like an American tradition. Definitely my
involvement with my family made me want to become a professional
wrestler. |
| Question |
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Are you single?
Or do you have a girlfriend? Cause I would love to date you! |
| Road Dogg |
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I would love to
date you too but my wife would kill both of us. I have two beautiful
children too. But thanks for the offer it's very flattering. |
| Question |
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Road Dogg, do
you think you will go for the WWF championship? |
| Road Dogg |
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I don't think
I'm ready for the WWF Championship to be quite honest. Not that I'm a
bad wrestler, but it's a very complicated title to hold. It takes a lot
of maturity in many ways. But I think Stone Cold is doing a pretty nice
job. |
| Question |
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What are your
feelings toward Billy Gunn? |
| Road Dogg |
|
That's a
complicated question. Me & Billy were tight, he was like my first
partner, and in real life as well he thinks he is better than me. And
that frustrates me. So any chance I get I like to punch Billy in the
mouth, to let him know he's not better than me. And we're not equals.
I'm better than him! |
| Question |
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What is your strategy for beating Chyna this Sunday? |
| Road Dogg |
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I'm gonna hit her with a nut shot! |
| Question |
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What is the best
part of being a pro wrestler? |
| Road Dogg |
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The money
because the fame is not worth being away from your family, but the
fortune makes it all worth the while. I don't know if that makes the
business sound good, but my family is more important to me than the
business. No offense wrestling fans! |
| Question |
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What is your
favorite band? |
| Road Dogg |
|
I'm gonna have
to do with the No Limit record label. Master P is the executive
producer, and I know he works for a competing company, but I happen to
like all his talent--about 10 different guys. And I happen to be a big
fan of all of them, even though he works for WCW. But my brother is a
member of the No Limit Soldiers. |
| Question |
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What do you
think of your brother Brad joining forces with Master P in WCW? |
| Road Dogg |
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I love it. It's
about time they did something with my family down south. It's long
overdue. They spend a lot more time with a lot less talented people, and
a lot more money on a lot less talented people. And if you can't tell, I
like to brag about my family's talent. |
| Question |
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Do you have any
plans to be Hardcore Champion again? |
| Road Dogg |
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Yes I do. I
surely do. I think I found my niche when I became the Hardcore Champ and
it wasn't my idea to lose it, but it's my idea to get it back, and it's
just a matter of time. |
| Question |
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Who was your
toughest opponent? |
| Road Dogg |
|
I'm gonna be
honest, it is Bradshaw of the Acolytes. I'm sure everyone in the chat
rooms has heard tales of his flurries of pain. Damn him! |
| Question |
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What kind of
effect does your wrestling career have on your personal life? |
| Road Dogg |
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It has a big
effect. I have two children and a wife and I'm away from them about 250
days a year. And I miss a lot of birthdays and holidays. But we're doing
well right now so hopefully I'll be entertaining the fans for a few more
years then I'll get to spend time with my family and reap the benefits. |
| Question |
|
How many tattoos do you have, and which is your favorite? |
| Road Dogg |
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I have 11. My favorite is the one of your momma's name on
my ass! Sorry buddy! |
| Question |
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Who do you
respect most in the sports-entertainment business? |
| Road Dogg |
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That's gotta be
somebody with strong values and strong morals and in our business I
don't think there's anyone like that. I respect X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett,
they've always been honest with me. It's sad to say; our business is
like government, only the bottom 10 percent work in it. |
| Question |
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How long do you
plan on wrestling? |
| Road Dogg |
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I just
renegotiated and signed for five more years and to be quite honest I'd
like to hang it up after that but I don't know if I can. Being a
wrestler you have to love it and it makes you do silly things sometimes.
Five more years hopefully. |
| Question |
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What did you
think of Billy Gunn stealing one of the tag belts Monday night? |
| Road Dogg |
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That's the only
way he'll ever get one of those belts without me. He tells everybody
that he made the Outlaws, but I think our reputation speaks for itself.
He was merely the window dressing. |
| Question |
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What was the
greatest moment of your wrestling career? |
| Road Dogg |
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What stands out
most was when Billy and I first formed and we worked with Mick Foley and
it was in Nassau and we came out with Rangers jerseys and it was a
Handicap Match. It was great because Mick Foley was from there and we
were just getting formed as a heel team and it really stands out. That
and the Dumpster Match because I was in the hospital for three days. |
| Question |
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Do you think you
could ever team up with Billy Gunn again? |
| Road Dogg |
|
I could team up
with Billy again but it would have to be after a few apologies and he
would have to realize that he's not the greatest thing on Earth and it
took both of us to get where we got. |
| Question |
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What do you
think of Vince McMahon? |
| Road Dogg |
|
Vince has always
been real good to me. I've given him plenty of reasons not to trust me
and not to have faith in me. But he always has and he's used me well
lately. We've never had any problems. Vince is not that @#$hole you see
on TV. Ok, he is that @#$hole you see on TV. I was just lyin' to get
over with him! |
| Question |
|
Do you want to
do any TV or movies? |
| Road Dogg |
|
A lot of
wrestlers want to do that and I think I could do that because we do live
TV every Monday and Sunday sometimes. I could do it, but I think their
days are a lot longer and a lot more tedious. I'd just as soon stick to
gettin' my ass whooped if it's all the same to everybody else. |
| Question |
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Who do you think
is the most entertaining superstar in the business? |
| Road Dogg |
|
It hurts me to
say it, but I like to watch The Rock. I like to hear his interviews.
Personally, we're conflicted because he's another Billy Gunn. He thinks
he's better than everybody else. But I love watching him and I'd love to
kick his teeth in. Also Stone Cold because he drinks beer and does all
kinds of cool stuff. |
| Question |
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Do you have any free time ever? |
| Road Dogg |
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Hardly ever, but in my free time, I like to masturbate and
smoke marijuana. Not necessary in that order (this chat is Rated R). One
of my mom's friends from work is probably in the chat room right now and my
mom is gonna catch hell for that. |
| Question |
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What do you
think of ECW? |
| Road Dogg |
|
I like ECW, I
think they've got a lot of guys with some talent. There's kind of a sour
taste in my mouth for them as businessmen after that run they did a few
years ago with the WWF. Bless their hearts, though, they love doin' it
and they bust their asses doing it. That's all I do, I'm just more lucky
I guess. But I like their style. Sometimes they kick it Doggy Style! |
| Question |
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After Chyna, who
would you most like to face in the King of the Ring tournament? |
| Road Dogg |
|
Billy. I'm not
done with Billy. They keep throwing us together in little six-man tags.
I want Billy nose to nose and toes to toes and I wouldn't mind doing it
at the King of the Ring. |
| Question |
|
What do you
think of Steve Austin as CEO of the World Wrestling Federation? |
| Road Dogg |
|
I love Steve
Austin as CEO of the WWF. He books some interesting matches and he runs
things the way anybody would want things run. You don't have to wait
'til after work to drink a cold one. |
| Question |
|
What's it like
to have 20,000 people chanting along with you every night? |
| Road Dogg |
|
It's the biggest
and best rush there is on the face of the Earth. And I'm addicted to
that rush I get. When people say, "Oh You Didn't Know," I love
it! |
| Question |
|
Any final
comments, Road Dogg? |
| Road Dogg |
|
Don't worry
about the D-O-double-G, he'll always be true to the fans. And if they're
not true to him he's got two words for them... kiss my ass! Oh wait
that's three words. I'll be here all week don't forget to tip your
waitresses. Please keep watching and keep chanting. The D-O-double-G
will do his dead level best. I would talk longer but I just twisted one! |
